LOGIC

Schiz: Today is Columbus Day dere and uhhhh he's a founding father of uhh America dere, yeah.
Me: Yeah? I'm not sure he's quite a founding father...
Schiz: Oh yeah, uhhh well he uhhh found it, so uhhhhh
Me: YEAH! He must be a founding father. He found the damn thing!
Schiz: Yeah right, the uhh ships and he got here so.... The CSTS is closed today.