The Am I Wearing This to Work Game is back

Would I wear this to work? Mind you, I'm not a cardinal, pope, or diocese. Could I wear this accordion fluff neck thing? I'm trying to be more Leo Sayer in the mime outfit lately and I think this could bring me up a few levels

The AM I WEARING THIS TO WORK GAME

Thanks to my phone, you and I can play The Am I Wearing This To Work Game. Am I? Do you think? Would I really, perhaps, wear this to work? Should I? You decide. It IS autumn... I got this lil gem from my pal Hollis. This used to be his "this doesn't leave the house... snuggie?" IT WANTS TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. SO BAD. Keep in mind, kind jurors, while making your final decision the following facts:
1. There is no snap, clasp, or button to close the front, that's just the way it is and nothins gonna change that
2. I have no 'top' on underneath this thing, I'm leavin that up to fate.
3. I already thought of "are you gonna wear that FACE or HAIR to work with it?" So don't think you're clever.

GIMME THE VERDICT. If Casey Anthony walks free, why not me!