So I'm on the free section of craigslist like every 15 minutes. Having just moved into an apartment I'm trying to find a table, chairs, couch, etc. Sometimes there's good stuff- sometimes not. Sometimes people realise all of the sudden that they're in Oregon and SHOULD NOT THROW ANYTHING AWAY EVER. On those days a good 99% of the posts are for free wood chips, free river rock, FREE DIRT. Really? Free dirt? Are people falling for this?
Hmm no sofas...oh wait, honey, come check this out. There's a big dump load of sifted DIRT a few blocks away! I'll fire up the subaru!
They come home with dirt because they get the craigslist psychosis. I know- it's happened to me. Actually just now I had a mild episode. I considered getting some free brine shrimp.
Hmmmm no dining tables, oooh brine shrimp! CUUUUUTEEE!
I even clicked on it.
Maybe it'll tell me what they eat. I have that big glass bowl I could...
Then something clicks.
Waaaaiiiiitttt BRINE SHRIMP!?!??!
I almost fell for it. I guess the slimmer the pickin's the more desperate we become.
Maybe I could find a table in the barter section. The owner could be a brine shrimp enthusiast. Ya never know. I'm gettin' desperate for trash. 'Fore I know it- I got the psychosis.
This phenomenon has got to be conneceted to the other disorder I develop that I call "free shit mania".
Say I'm riding my bike down the road and I find two alright free piles in a row and get some good stuff I've been needing. Then I get on this high and go get (steal) my boyfriend's car and start driving around looking for free stuff, and that's ok...for now. But if I find one more GOOD free thing, something in me snaps. The lines get blurred. I start seeing things on people's porches and thinking I can have them. I see a nice Saab and start drooling. Wonder if I could.... Nah. But it's by the CURB!
I see a tiny little man and think I can throw him in the trunk. I'M NOT LYING! One time I thought I could HAVE a HUMAN! He was by the curb! That's fair game! It's the mania.

Hmm should I? Could I? WHOA HOLD THE PHONE! BRINE SHRIMP!

Craigslist Farm Section: Yep. Betta stay in school!

Beautiful Arabian Quarter Horse Mare 7 years old shown and competed we call her (spinner) *registered* under (Misads Spinner) 14.3 hands born may 3, 2005 has a nice muscly boddie and pretty big but and a Arab baby face that makes you want to hug and kiss her but this is not a horse to be babied! she will take add vantage of YOU!! shown hunter. dressage,bareback,hunter jumper, pony club but would be a good cow horse, barrel, gaming ANYTHING!! moves like a ballerina you can watch for hours gorgeous extenuation! can go for hours on hours!  has a very nice and stedie head set! and is very gentle on the mouth if you have to strong of hands she will yang her head back and forth till you give it back! fly's over jumps little spooky very confident horse! loves people! has been shoes once but mostly goes bare foot nice feet! she has ability to do ANYTHING!!! i do not have time for her she is my love but i have school! :(

 He will put some nice colored babies on the ground
Has both down and will breed.
She is a horse you can just pull out the pasture and jump on bareback. She was Bred on Easter Sunday to a Black stud that has DockBar Bloodlines.
 He is not spooky and does not booger hunt
Mom is a Jack Russell I don't know what the dad is, they look like black mouth cur. The mom is also available, she was a stray that my son drug home, because he felt sorry for the dog. He realized that she was pregnant and someone through her out beside the road.

Uh oh! He gat onea my goils!

Alpaca Male - Quality - Price Reduced

Jasper has has herdshire quality bloodlines and characteristics. His DOB is October 11, 2008. Jasper's dam is Miner Creek's Bianca, a beautiful , 18 micron, 15/16ths Peruvian female ( ARI#30670488). Jasper's sire is Golden Pine Alpacas Rainman (ARI # 20010416). A recent writeup indicates that "Rainman is the product of the VERY finest-fleeced Hemingway dam Bobbie Ann and Accoyo El Nino, whose density and fleece character are legendary." Have fiber analysis for Jasper- 20 microns. Although I cannot say he has proven, from observation I believe he has bred my one of my girls. Call for questions 360-448-9260

BOAR BOE BRED TO NUBIAN BUCK

3 yr old Boer/nubian doe goat, red w/ white, previously kidded easily. May be currently be bred, she's been in with my registered fullblood Boer buck for about 4 weeks. $150 firm

Craigslist Farm Section=The Best!!

"I would consider trading some hay for him"

FREE NUBIAN DOE

Mazie is 3 yrs old. She has a breech still birth baby inside of her. I can't get it out because it is butt first and her cervics is, either; no longer dialated or never was dialated?! I have put a lot of money into her the past two months I have owned her. Her previous owners did not take care of her. If someone is welling to take her to the vet and get a c-section you can have her for free! She is a good goat. 

Here ya go!