What do normal 30 year old daughters and moms text about? Not this?

My promise to you:

People who like spoilers and bombin' exhausts also like Monster energy drinks.

They are also at least 10% Russian

Speaking of Jerk Chickens-
The people who hit on me:

-Say "I have neyer see- long time... gir like you" (he was Russian)
-Are changing socks in the middle of the street and saying "she sexy cuz she like...short...and she know it" (I'm not short)
-Are picking up what they think are cig butts but are actually air cuz they are on crack. They say "girlll lemme get a dolla oh wait she sexxxxxyyyy never mind! Wait yeah gimme 50¢"
-99.9% of black gents call me "RED" I don't know if that's a coincidence or...? But one guy said "lemme get that shade'o'kool-aid" and I said "best line ever we can be BFF but you can't have my number only because I don't like to talk on the phone." And then he bought me some egg nog from Tenderloin Liquor.
-Are changing a bandage on their bloody face
-Are singing "Christmas fuck you jingle fuck fuck HEY BABY YOU SEXXXXXXYYYYY"
-Are dying very soon and falling out of a wheelchair RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE CAN I GET A WITNISS TO DISS? Please take your friend to work day is tomorrow! Can anyone vouch for this? I work in the tenderloin.

Ol prosthetic leg- call da AMBULAMPS!