---Construct worker with hard hat full of salad "you could eat something FRESHHHHHH!"
---EXCUSES
my dog has...fallen
My caterpillar is emerging from its cocoon
Im covered in period blood
---And now my foot is like a painful claw huhhhh
I like the cane
Thanks, goes good with my disease
---Hyosiyfehsoarsifoydc? Call maury
---I traded my body for a can of soda
I had sex on a rock
Sex for a double cheeseburger
Youre not really proud about having sex for a double cheeseburger?
Double cheeseburger. Taste good!
---Did you ever wake in the night to the sound of street cats making love?
YEAH, this guy took acid so...
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