Saturday, July 14, 2012
Sunday, July 8, 2012
I hate almost everything!
The worst is people acting like they care about people just because they die, or worse yet- pretending they liked them AT ALL. Suddenly everyone was best friends. Suddenly all their beliefs and flaws must be paid respects. And you- you're vapid for not doing the thinking man pose whenever their names are mentioned. So yeahhhh, jacob is STILL dead from 6 days ago- can we NOT talk about food at a time like this? Jacob LOVED food. He needed it to live, and now he's dead. Dontcha think that's just a LITTLE insensitive to suggest we go eat?
Russia is a whole country of these people. I was there when Michael Jackson died. People acted like i was being insensitive because I didnt weep at their shrines of tinfoil, fake flowers and shittily drawn pictures of him that looked like mutants, as if he didn't enough on his own. They acted like they knew him personally. They loooooved sayin MJ, like that was his nickname and not just a shortcut for people who can't say Michael OR Jackson without sounding stupid.
That was the one time i was not desperately trying to hide being an american. They all came up to me for compassion or something. 'Ohh Americanka, Mikhail Yaksahn will be missed!' Suddenly they love me! But then when I giggled when they took a knee and pretended to cry at the shrine they acted personally offended like their dad died and I just told them he fucked hookers on the floor by his parents bed after his mom passed out drunk or something. Look, I've seen a real, alive black person. Michael has never even been to Russia! I thiiiink i got one up on anyone from that country. I can understand the lyrics of his songs. You dont have a clue what he's saying. Ohhhhh yeahhh i want love to you. Pee why tea? Pretty yawn thing, i need some love things, tea lah see, ten to love to care!!!
And another thing- how come foreigners cant make good music? Like ever? We have to do it all! It's hard work! And i'll tell you what- its appreciated and all but when foreigners cant tell the difference between breaths and words it gets a little awkward jih jitza thrilla thrilla yiy. no bun to save a thigh from all the guy with forty-eye girth! Yeah, i know they had Abba, but it's time we were paid back! Rest of the world: 1 America: all else What has russia done for us lately???
Russia is a whole country of these people. I was there when Michael Jackson died. People acted like i was being insensitive because I didnt weep at their shrines of tinfoil, fake flowers and shittily drawn pictures of him that looked like mutants, as if he didn't enough on his own. They acted like they knew him personally. They loooooved sayin MJ, like that was his nickname and not just a shortcut for people who can't say Michael OR Jackson without sounding stupid.
That was the one time i was not desperately trying to hide being an american. They all came up to me for compassion or something. 'Ohh Americanka, Mikhail Yaksahn will be missed!' Suddenly they love me! But then when I giggled when they took a knee and pretended to cry at the shrine they acted personally offended like their dad died and I just told them he fucked hookers on the floor by his parents bed after his mom passed out drunk or something. Look, I've seen a real, alive black person. Michael has never even been to Russia! I thiiiink i got one up on anyone from that country. I can understand the lyrics of his songs. You dont have a clue what he's saying. Ohhhhh yeahhh i want love to you. Pee why tea? Pretty yawn thing, i need some love things, tea lah see, ten to love to care!!!
And another thing- how come foreigners cant make good music? Like ever? We have to do it all! It's hard work! And i'll tell you what- its appreciated and all but when foreigners cant tell the difference between breaths and words it gets a little awkward jih jitza thrilla thrilla yiy. no bun to save a thigh from all the guy with forty-eye girth! Yeah, i know they had Abba, but it's time we were paid back! Rest of the world: 1 America: all else What has russia done for us lately???
Friday, July 6, 2012
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