You know what really rips a hole in my condom?

Cheating with acronyms! You cant sometimes include A, O for Or, Of or On, or F for For then sometimes not!!

GET REAL!

NAMI stands for The National Association ON Mental Illness- whats with that!? You can't leave out the O. On is a legit ass word! It could be NAOMI. What do they have against a Judd sister, in particular?

And then some dipwads try and pull this shit:

GET REAL BOYS! (GRB!)

Whenever I look at them I think: "wonder when the last time they had awkward sex was?"
I know I've seen my share!
I mean not up close, but I can imagine.
I know what you do!
You're not foolin' nobody!
Some ingredient is missin from the ol' pant stew if ya know what I mean!

sexy baby's:

fuck around
pierced clits
flash people
wear short skirts that say brand on ass
apple bottom jeans
stistettos
carry around handcream
people love getting baby handjobs cuz they make your dick look really big
smoke Virginia slims
have okcupid profiles
have myspace profiles that are PIIIMPED
French tips
pierced nipples
phone danglers
techno
only dirty Christina Aguilara
ringtone is rap to attract black men


THAT IS WHAT BABIES LIKE