Friday, July 29, 2011

These are the texts my mom is paying for my phone for me to receive:

Macgregors machregors shithuggers. I just got up. Puked. Gonna eat my finger clean off. No car today.

Bastard left boner marks all over my bathroom

Do I need to go vegan? I look like Polly McPuffington.

I have to go drive a stripper to the gas station by her house for some pot roast.

Bunny hop wheel machine is riding around depot town in an old school bright gold motorcycle helmet + sunglasses on his low-rider. Serious next level shit!

THANKS MOM!

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