men are so fucked!!!! they are so pathetic! they shave their sick hairy chests so there's sick stubble and puff them out when they pass by a female on the street like pigeons and try to act tough like gypsy teens! they think their lives are over because they are balding and realise that all the time they were trying to "play" women and wearing gold chains and smoking bongs and making a bed out of pizza boxes and making nice girls feel like shit because they have periods and fat asses that now it's too late and they are too embarassed to admit it so they get a girl they tormented in high school to marry them or start searching russian craigslist thinking they can actually get a thin healthy beautiful educated russian woman to date them without sending them any money for a plane ticket to come to america by writing ridiculously misspelled ads claiming they own a small business! people! i bought a plane ticket to russia and a 2 month visa and it costed me like $500. i am poor, people! i have eaten only kale and sriracha sauce for weeks on end to afford things like this! this is real. i read these on russian craigslist. i am sorry i cannot stop talking about these things:
HI MY NAME IS ROBERT AND I AM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO MARRIE I LIKE TO RIDE MY HARLEY AND GO FISHING HUNTING AND COOKING OVER A CAMP FIRE I HALFR A 6 YEAR OLED SON THAT I HALF FULL COSTY OF AND I AM RETIRED FROM THE US ARMY IF YOU ARE INTERSTED PLEAS SEND ME YOUR PICTURE HOPE TO HERE FROM YOU SOON MY NICK NAME IS BOB
HI MY NAME IS STEVE ,I AM ORIGINLY FROM CASABLANCA (MOROCCO)BUT I LIVE IN UNITED STATE,I AM A SINGLE FATHER WHO IS LOOKING FOR A GREAT WOMEN TO SHARE THE REST OF LIFE WITH.
THATS MATTER HOW SHE LOOK LIKE ,BUT MUST BE GOOD HEART,LOVE KIDS AND TRUSTFULL .
AGE NOT IMPORTANT
Russian women are so wonderfuly beautyful. I just wanted to say that. I wish I could find a grate woman from there to settale down with
OH HOW SWEET! first of all these kikes think they can charm a woman into marrying them when they can't even realise that NO ONE AT ALL KNOWS WHAT CRAIGSLIST IS IN RUSSIA! they should put up an ebay ad and they would get more lookers! then they type everything in CAPSLOCK like that's gonna help! how is this russian beaotty going to look up these words in the dictionary like, marrie, originly, beautyful! these are crucial strategical points in their bewitching siren songs!
look at any celebrity gossip site! all they do is talk about how paris hilton has cellulite to belittle these people, like paris hilton isn't fucked enough they have an entire article describing a blown up picture of her stupid leg. then some waste of skin like kevin federlin who looks like a bloated testicle is on the site and they just say "oh this guy is a dumb guy, also kinda fat, no?" what? he is the most useless fuck on earth! they have kanye west on there who is a total retard and they can't even think of any good jokes about his mr. potato head face but then they have a story about how one of katie holmes' boobs is weird looking! that's a story! i saw on stars: they're just like us in whatever awesome magazine that's in where a girl was wearing a sandal and her pinkie toe popped out and looked funny! that was it! wow weird toe! no wonder i think constantly how fat i am when i weigh 125 pounds! men maybe retarded and fucked and ugly and wear rainbow refelcctive shades and push their fat arm in such way that some might be fooled into thinking it's a muscle, but they sure have females thinking they need to be a slut to get a job and wear vag spray so sick fucking dogs don't sniff their crotch and listen to whatever fat negass oprah says about getting rid of belly flab!
it has gotten to the point where men actually think they are so superior that because they ride a harley and can type on the computer 4 words per minute (still havent found the capslock button though) that a russian woman will date them because women are so worried about their age and cellulite that they'll take what they can get. of course all these men want women 20 years younger than them because a woman within 10 years of their age would probably have a flabby ass and that would be UNACCEPTABLE!
god! yall know i am not even a feminist but i guess i am because i just said all that shit! sorry gotta go lift some weights and drink creatine and talk about tits! see ya!
HI MY NAME IS ROBERT AND I AM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO MARRIE I LIKE TO RIDE MY HARLEY AND GO FISHING HUNTING AND COOKING OVER A CAMP FIRE I HALFR A 6 YEAR OLED SON THAT I HALF FULL COSTY OF AND I AM RETIRED FROM THE US ARMY IF YOU ARE INTERSTED PLEAS SEND ME YOUR PICTURE HOPE TO HERE FROM YOU SOON MY NICK NAME IS BOB
HI MY NAME IS STEVE ,I AM ORIGINLY FROM CASABLANCA (MOROCCO)BUT I LIVE IN UNITED STATE,I AM A SINGLE FATHER WHO IS LOOKING FOR A GREAT WOMEN TO SHARE THE REST OF LIFE WITH.
THATS MATTER HOW SHE LOOK LIKE ,BUT MUST BE GOOD HEART,LOVE KIDS AND TRUSTFULL .
AGE NOT IMPORTANT
Russian women are so wonderfuly beautyful. I just wanted to say that. I wish I could find a grate woman from there to settale down with
OH HOW SWEET! first of all these kikes think they can charm a woman into marrying them when they can't even realise that NO ONE AT ALL KNOWS WHAT CRAIGSLIST IS IN RUSSIA! they should put up an ebay ad and they would get more lookers! then they type everything in CAPSLOCK like that's gonna help! how is this russian beaotty going to look up these words in the dictionary like, marrie, originly, beautyful! these are crucial strategical points in their bewitching siren songs!
look at any celebrity gossip site! all they do is talk about how paris hilton has cellulite to belittle these people, like paris hilton isn't fucked enough they have an entire article describing a blown up picture of her stupid leg. then some waste of skin like kevin federlin who looks like a bloated testicle is on the site and they just say "oh this guy is a dumb guy, also kinda fat, no?" what? he is the most useless fuck on earth! they have kanye west on there who is a total retard and they can't even think of any good jokes about his mr. potato head face but then they have a story about how one of katie holmes' boobs is weird looking! that's a story! i saw on stars: they're just like us in whatever awesome magazine that's in where a girl was wearing a sandal and her pinkie toe popped out and looked funny! that was it! wow weird toe! no wonder i think constantly how fat i am when i weigh 125 pounds! men maybe retarded and fucked and ugly and wear rainbow refelcctive shades and push their fat arm in such way that some might be fooled into thinking it's a muscle, but they sure have females thinking they need to be a slut to get a job and wear vag spray so sick fucking dogs don't sniff their crotch and listen to whatever fat negass oprah says about getting rid of belly flab!
it has gotten to the point where men actually think they are so superior that because they ride a harley and can type on the computer 4 words per minute (still havent found the capslock button though) that a russian woman will date them because women are so worried about their age and cellulite that they'll take what they can get. of course all these men want women 20 years younger than them because a woman within 10 years of their age would probably have a flabby ass and that would be UNACCEPTABLE!
god! yall know i am not even a feminist but i guess i am because i just said all that shit! sorry gotta go lift some weights and drink creatine and talk about tits! see ya!
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