Friday, June 26, 2015

Email from my mom who is dog sitting for her rich sister

Instruction complete and sister on plane. 
Here is a fraction of what  I have discovered: 
The duck, yams, yogurt and bones in the fridge are for the dog. DON'T eat them! My food is in a small 12 x 12 corner of the bottom shelf and in the crispers. There are NO olives in this house for my salads! 

Feed the dog at 6:00am and 5:00pm. He gets 5 and 1/2 squares of duck each meal. Don't let him wolf it down! 1/2 Yam in between meals. Cut in half, microwave for 5 minutes, remove skin then put in freezer to cool down, but don't leave in too long! He doesn't like COLD yams. 

Only walk the dog in the early morning or evening because the  pavement is too hot for his delicate pads. 

Oliver pees on the rocks and poops in the lantana. Keep it that way!
You HAVE to pick up all his toys and put them in a basket before going to bed. 
When HE goes to bed, you cover the crate (designer crate) like a bird cage! 

I had to  download multiple apps to turn on/off up/down music, spa, air conditioning etc. but don't touch the air conditioner settings! They are programmed to help assist in night time hot flashes! 

Been in the pool most of the day. Dog has been sleeping on kitchen floor and not in designer crate and he is NOT getting a yam today!   Ha! 

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