This Is My Life

Why are depression commercials waaaaay more depressing than even having depression? Uggs, jaundice, stiff curly hair, dogs that are big but look like they should be small, having to walk dogs, DOGS AT ALL!? Why do they have to put pets into this situation?! There's always cats being half heartedly pet. Or dogs being slowly walked by someone with uggs whose face looks like an inside out Chucky mask. These animals need depression medication, if anyone does. They already shit everywhere so the side effects won't really hurt them. God! What if you were a dog and got stuck with a boring ass depression owner! Fuck!

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