Best Contact Names

I surveyed all my friends to ask what their best phone contacts were named. Here's the cream on carrot top:
CARRIEET TOP
anna the hot lesbian
big dick romeo
pinky the whip
your baby can read
tony danza
craaaaaaaack
queen aisha
abmanda wants magic
i hope youre ok
clinton pickens
brisilda
vince money
chowzer
hollis holl holl hollerin atcha
quark brain
stare master
wiffuh coopa
sugar sammy
guitar tech stew simon
chong
doc u. ment
shooka
nasty
tuner
skinn finn
STRANGER DANGER
potato nap
sweet tooth
carl o'smokes
NOOOOOO
clown town
bradhole
NEW ORLEANS HATES YOU
juju snooza aka jizzy
coop stain
craig s. list
chris the piss
emmanuel thankyou
Luv Laser
Sasqueesha
Old Man Glitter
Two-can Suzanne
LINOLEUM PANCACKE