Lets see... where was I? OH YEAH!

SOMEONE erased all my old websites cuz they were obviously jealous of my level-headed musings on the human condish and mature portents of the future! So here, I have created almost an exact replica of one of them, but without YEARS of work on it! And I do mean work! Half the shit I wrote on here I was writing while at work. Yes, that's right, I didn't do the work required of the job cuz I was working so HARD writing about real dolls, drunk bus people, fat children, and pedestrian boot cut big butt John Stewart lovin matching sock wearers! FUCK!