Oh jussome light doodlin

Ummmm yess. I'll have a General Chow's chicken and Crab ragout. I can't have fried things though. Can they still be crispy? I have diabetes. No fried! NO FRIED! DIABEEEETEEEES. Yeah, crispy still. CRI- CRI- DIABETES! NO FRY! CRAB RAGOOOOO

ROYAL FLUSSHHHHHH

Yaknowwhatihate? When people think theyre GOING GREEN by not flushing their pee. Yeah you're going green alright; GOING GREEN COLORED PISS! Yes, if you actually DRINK A DROP OF WATER EVER it is ok to leave it there, otherwise be a man (not a hippie feminist) and flush it down the can!

But TAYYYY, I thought if it was yella you spoza let it mella!?!? Well ill tellya. If it's orange and smells like fishsticks, put it down the brisquet! 

Beee beeee deeee beeee deeeep beep... In related news: People in Michigan call Johnny on the Spots PORTAJOHNS! hahahh! 

The best PORT O' POTTY names are:

Willy Make it?

Doodie Calls

Uh Oh Gotta Go

What else, hmmmm.... That's all i know.

FYI nickleback SUCKS!
You just...?
No! Ive been sittin stewin about this for days. Welll... That one guy, the leader of the band, uhhh, he, he, he has a cool shirt and he BETTER wear it.
Nooooo, he wears it on stage a lot, I swear. He does. It's like silk and...
Yeah. Trailer.
Shut up!
No, I got a star on my eye, it's itch and drivin me CRARARRRRAAZYZYYYYY! I been up since 3am gone crazy!
A star!
Star!
I don't know it's on your eye... and it...it...
Stye?
Eye?
Stye?
Oh.

work quotes

People actually said these things to me recently at work. Employees, not mentally ill people:
"She don't got no chicken pops. If shegot chicken pops...well...then I got chicken pops" (pox, i think, was the intention here.)
"he just did a complete 90 degree, he went skid row..."
"you know- its either feast or feemin round here" (famine)
"Out abound people" (out and about)
"I got scrooged over here already." (i'm assuming screwed cuz she was talking about her car not working)
"She's on drugs. I know. She got the baby neck!"
"they keep tryingto make me a excape goat" (maybe you're an escaped goat!)
"i watched this show where this midget... I mean little person...married a human"
AND THE BEST
"i aint goin out there, it's tetris out there!" (treacherous ahahhahahhahah HA HAHAHHAHA)