Seeds of the order, satellite daughter
She-goat of the east
Shadow reaper, restless sleeper
Desert pharoah
Golden messenger
Tidings
Waning
Scythe cuts through the land
A land of sand
Desert pharoah comin atcha
A new brand of SIN!
a precious gem enfolds
Encrypted in a layer o' gold
Forthwith the demon chills
From within his whimsy
Praytell mine scared sorcerer
Sacred boughs do twineth at thy baleful entrance
Rats scurry crost marble floors
BY MY TROTH!
twilight
Sabbath
Crest of the phoenix
Malfeasance
READING TO EAHOTHER FROM A JERRY GARCIA BIOGRAPHY
The gothest fairie
Solar Sand witch
Sleepless saplings
Oracle
Omen
Four corners
Shorn
Winding path
Tri-...
....sophy
...mancy

Gothificism

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

LIVIN' IN THE SOUF

 by stevie

Grits
Old hickory jim
Cracklin' McJingles
Abandoned mill towns
Cornbread
Chitlun
Bistro poverty
Sunburned white man
Boiled peanut
Overpriced pecans
Cigs the same price since 1992
Shitty accents
Shufflin' mans
Shady motels
Allman Brothers
Obesity
Sugar lick
Old tea
Truck drivin' Randy
Food stamp
Religion
Revival
Crooks and perverts

http://automaticbinkle.tumblr.com/post/24952173647/livin-in-the-souf

"Ideas" in my Idea Notebook that completely elude my memory or comprehension (from the past month even)

---Construct worker with hard hat full of salad "you could eat something FRESHHHHHH!"
---EXCUSES
my dog has...fallen
My caterpillar is emerging from its cocoon
Im covered in period blood
---And now my foot is like a painful claw huhhhh
I like the cane
Thanks, goes good with my disease
---Hyosiyfehsoarsifoydc? Call maury
---I traded my body for a can of soda
I had sex on a rock
Sex for a double cheeseburger
Youre not really proud about having sex for a double cheeseburger?
Double cheeseburger. Taste good!
---Did you ever wake in the night to the sound of street cats making love?
YEAH, this guy took acid so...

Shopping Again!

ITS NOT THAT FUNNY IS IT

I watched todds n tiars tonight. my friends made me turn it off under threat of leaving me alone in this hungover and drugged out state. this show wasn't as funny as I was told. not as creepy. are they really making this show after Jon Benet Ramsey's dad raped and killed her? that's creepy. I only watched one episode, though. the moms also competed which was special, sick, and gross. They weren't pushing the kids as hard as I hoped. They did not make them get Botox. I do plan on watching another episode and not telling anyone about it (in real life) because I HAVE A PROBLEM. I love cable. SO MUCH. I love reality tv. it is a miracle I'm not a psychopath. On techno-paper I think I am. maybe I love to watch shit like this cuz I have a prob, or maybe more people need to admit it so I don't feel so bad.

My fav shows by a 28 YEAR OLD ADULT:

interventsch: only ones with meth girls usually. all the dudes, alcoholics, bulimics=BORING! huff a can o duster if you wanna win my heart

todds n tiaras: when I see another ep I know I will become obsessed

simple life: nicole richie purposely fucking up every job is HILARIOUS. Paris Hilton is ok sometimes

geraldo esp. Satanic Panic era or when he tries to break it down REAL SERIOUS LIKE


Jenny jones: go to jennyjones.com and read her diary PLEASE

trailer park boys: FUCK CANADA cuz I'm a felon there they won't let me in, but if I could ride Bubbles, Sebastian Bach, and Patrick Swayze's weed train across the border Ricky would accept me into his country.

That Gary BUSEY Show: magnet bracelets, chiclets, I wish guns.

celebrity rehab: GARY BUSEY

super nanny or whatever that SHIT is called: fucked 3 year old American brats punch their moms in the face and say fuck you and somehow just cuz they get a British lady in there they start behavin!

ricki lake: trannies and sexy teens= shut yo ass up, sit yo ass down, shut yo ass up, you don know me, sit yo ass down, shut up, shutup!

Donahue and springer and all that shit OF COURSE

old oprah when it was more like Jenny jones and there was still shut yo ass up sit yo ass down goin on

BAIT CAR: cops trick people into stealing cars with the keys in them, which I have done, and will never again because of BAITCAR

parking wars: people yelling at meter maids over and over

WIFE SWAP! BEST EVER!

Things Hoosiers Love (you can guess what a Hoosier is if you don't know, by the shit below...not someone from Indiana)

 

Eeyore

Girls rule boys drool

Bit$h

Butterflies

Tweety

Taz

Winnie the pooh

The voices in my head say for you to go away

Heath ledger joker

Anna nicole smith

r.i.p.

glitter graphix

butterfly hair clips

spiky hair

hair dye

gross nail paint (green blue, sparkly)

jncos

tiny back packs

stuffed animals

6 flags wins

poetry

pwetty baby doll dwesses

stuffed animal clogged dashboards

misused apostrophe's

horrible spelling

ICP

Pink

Angels

Collecting photos of celebrities

Small sunglasses

Huge unexplainable frankenstein shoes

Baggy taz t shirts

Darkness

Sorrow

Agony

Pain

Cutting

Turd braids from random parts of head

Too many headbands and barettes on head at once

The moon

The middle finger

Vampires

Zombies

Blood fetish

Girl interrupted

Twilight

Fetish

Mistress

Leashes on men= dominatrix!

Fire spinning

bellydancing

Wiccanism

Pyromania

Being "crazy" and "evil" and "psycho"

Saying "this is me if you don't like it than fuck you"

Witches

Warlocks

Raven

Wolves

Role playing

Cowboy hats

Hair roots

Sports

Body building

Korn

White rap

Jester hats

Bumper stickers

Rearview mirror hangers

Car seat covers

Shag animal print (esp car seat covers!)

Furry boots

Buckles

Dog collars

Black polish & dye

 Online games

Stupid color contacts

Jager!!!
pet rabbits

Burlesque

The following emotions & charcter traits

Coy

Evil

Sexy

Bitchy

Sweet

Slutty

Dirrrty

Disturbed

Psycho

Pyro

Depressed

 

Best Contact Names

I surveyed all my friends to ask what their best phone contacts were named. Here's the cream on carrot top:
CARRIEET TOP
anna the hot lesbian
big dick romeo
pinky the whip
your baby can read
tony danza
craaaaaaaack
queen aisha
abmanda wants magic
i hope youre ok
clinton pickens
brisilda
vince money
chowzer
hollis holl holl hollerin atcha
quark brain
stare master
wiffuh coopa
sugar sammy
guitar tech stew simon
chong
doc u. ment
shooka
nasty
tuner
skinn finn
STRANGER DANGER
potato nap
sweet tooth
carl o'smokes
NOOOOOO
clown town
bradhole
NEW ORLEANS HATES YOU
juju snooza aka jizzy
coop stain
craig s. list
chris the piss
emmanuel thankyou
Luv Laser
Sasqueesha
Old Man Glitter
Two-can Suzanne
LINOLEUM PANCACKE

SELF ESTEEM TIME

this time i will make a REASONABLE 'at least i am not list' not to include 'a person having only one arm and/or tree man body' or ' a fat frat boy with flip flops'. sorry to any people who might think are being referenced, im not talkin bout you. i know who reads this shit! no one!

AT LEAST I AM NOT:

in a permanent relationship cuzza VD

married

pregnant

stuck with a kid for life

a restaurant job person who loves it and only wants restaurant jobs 4 life and talks bout how hard it ACTUALLY is all the time

void of grammar and spelling proficiency

a TATTLE TAIL

without desire for, if not an actual, purpose in life

pokin holes in condoms tryin to get hitched

on maury p. or have any reason to be, except for a fake one which i would do IN AN INSTANT

an apple body on,when robin hood dressed up like a bird, stilt legs

a CRAFTY SEWY ON APPLIQUE BAGGY FUCK

an ann arbor person

a SEXY PHISH DANCER

a martini glass decorative target picture and beach towel shit fuck collector

TACKY

a stuffed animal lova

a daddy issue

someone so lazy they try to reach something by leaning on a spinning chair and fall

a new music listener toer or someone ashamed to have been listening to the same three dog night record on repeat for 4 HOURS!

a weird face like from the side is okay then WHATTT noooo?? uhhh butter face melt face

this is getting ridic, i feel better