SELF ESTEEM TIME

this time i will make a REASONABLE 'at least i am not list' not to include 'a person having only one arm and/or tree man body' or ' a fat frat boy with flip flops'. sorry to any people who might think are being referenced, im not talkin bout you. i know who reads this shit! no one!

AT LEAST I AM NOT:

in a permanent relationship cuzza VD

married

pregnant

stuck with a kid for life

a restaurant job person who loves it and only wants restaurant jobs 4 life and talks bout how hard it ACTUALLY is all the time

void of grammar and spelling proficiency

a TATTLE TAIL

without desire for, if not an actual, purpose in life

pokin holes in condoms tryin to get hitched

on maury p. or have any reason to be, except for a fake one which i would do IN AN INSTANT

an apple body on,when robin hood dressed up like a bird, stilt legs

a CRAFTY SEWY ON APPLIQUE BAGGY FUCK

an ann arbor person

a SEXY PHISH DANCER

a martini glass decorative target picture and beach towel shit fuck collector

TACKY

a stuffed animal lova

a daddy issue

someone so lazy they try to reach something by leaning on a spinning chair and fall

a new music listener toer or someone ashamed to have been listening to the same three dog night record on repeat for 4 HOURS!

a weird face like from the side is okay then WHATTT noooo?? uhhh butter face melt face

this is getting ridic, i feel better