Texts I get when I'm in important meetings with like psychiatrists and social workers n shit when I'm not supposed to put my phone on silent in case I get an important call longest title ever:

"Scree, scree !", cries the Eagle.

Scree !

FREEDOM SCREE

FREEDOM SCREE

This is the sound of my soul

Boner + Chad

Teriyaki Jerry Garcia

You still got Tony Danza's number?

I have so much money ! Because I don't drink or smoke ! Freedom scree !

My dog had a purdy mouth!

I'm gonna cruch your iphone with my glider!