The parking lot at my work part 2

Things i hate/secretly love part 1737566

SORORITY GIRLS ON CRUTCHES
who try to dress so cute with their ONE reeealllly cute boot or high heel. What?? oooh this outfit would be really cute if i werent on crutches HUMILIATING MYSELF because i fell on some ice at a frat party!
they put SO much effort into the choice of the boot, you can tell, like anyone is looking at anything other than that HUGE terminator mechanical whole-leg foot cast thing with like screws and knobs on it. cute flowy underdressed for the weather cher top. youll be workin up a sweat on those crutches (and so will the OBVIOUSLY EMBARASSED guy youre with) so i guess its good you dont have a coat.

SELF ESTEEM TIME

this time i will make a REASONABLE 'at least i am not list' not to include 'a person having only one arm and/or tree man body' or ' a fat frat boy with flip flops'. sorry to any people who might think are being referenced, im not talkin bout you. i know who reads this shit! no one!

AT LEAST I AM NOT:

in a permanent relationship cuzza VD

married

pregnant

stuck with a kid for life

a restaurant job person who loves it and only wants restaurant jobs 4 life and talks bout how hard it ACTUALLY is all the time

void of grammar and spelling proficiency

a TATTLE TAIL

without desire for, if not an actual, purpose in life

pokin holes in condoms tryin to get hitched

on maury p. or have any reason to be, except for a fake one which i would do IN AN INSTANT

an apple body on,when robin hood dressed up like a bird, stilt legs

a CRAFTY SEWY ON APPLIQUE BAGGY FUCK

an ann arbor person

a SEXY PHISH DANCER

a martini glass decorative target picture and beach towel shit fuck collector

TACKY

a stuffed animal lova

a daddy issue

someone so lazy they try to reach something by leaning on a spinning chair and fall

a new music listener toer or someone ashamed to have been listening to the same three dog night record on repeat for 4 HOURS!

a weird face like from the side is okay then WHATTT noooo?? uhhh butter face melt face

this is getting ridic, i feel better