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this just fell out of my hair.
Does anyone want to give me a job or an apartment?

My Strange Addiksh/Confessh/I am 30

This is Fifey. He is wearing a friendship bracelet because he is my best friend. He is 28 and ready 2 date btw if you're sing sing. He's hung.

Baethiclly, If you assept me you must assept Fife. All my boyfriends have slept next to Fife, it's no big whoop.

I had to leave Fifey at my mom's because my boyfriend got annoyed. NOT! I would dump any man that came between me and Fi. But I did leave him at my mom's and I miss him a lot. Put me on My Strange Addiction. I feed him by putting his tail in my belly button when I eat and I rub his belly and sniff his ear hole. No lie.

Why not me and Julio down by the schoolio? Hmmm?
Haha! Whoa! Hey! Thank you!!!! Hey! Hey, good to be here! Got a great show here tonight, Hoobastank is in the house!

Best of My Strange Addiksh

What's more convenient than placing my dryer sheet sandwich in my bosom?

Most people use dryer sheets in the dryer...me on the other hand...

The feeling of a warm wet diaper is really comforting and special to me.

Is she too entrenched in the baby lifestyle?

It sorta tastes like...well...when you're in the shower and you eat the soap..you know?

You want me, you gotta assept my pillow

Stop tryin to compare yourself with my pillow!!

What did my pillow ever do to you? Get up off my pillow's case!

If you're a writer or a musician you have to live FOREVER with what you decided in '81 was the term for genitals.

"I feel it in my SEX" -Peter Gabriel

"you're fuckt"

You're only as young as your vagina is wet