BUT SHE STOOD UP! PRINT IT!

Its something alright

maybe she's hurt cuz she's singed

From Pancake to Ladidda, whats in da midda?

AWNRY AS FUH

Look at wisconsin and tell me it doesn't look like a woman blowing a kiss in the wind

Louisiana: an old boot
West Virginia: a stomach
Michigan: a friendly paw
Colorado: a square
Oklahoma: a broken corn cob pipe OR an ol cookin pot
North Dakota: another square
Florida: used condom=duh
Utah: a washing machine

The rest suck, but Missouri looks the coolest hansdowne.