1. A guy dropping his crack rock in a pile of bird seed and couldn't find it
2. A guy stickin his dick through the fence of a play ground
3. A guy shoving human shit into a rubber glove
Today at work I got paid $18/hour to:
1.Clean out the keyboard cracks with a paper clip
2. Give some people some donuts
3. Tell a guy to quit huffin paint thinner
God bless the tenderloin
