AWNRY AS FUH

Look at wisconsin and tell me it doesn't look like a woman blowing a kiss in the wind

Louisiana: an old boot
West Virginia: a stomach
Michigan: a friendly paw
Colorado: a square
Oklahoma: a broken corn cob pipe OR an ol cookin pot
North Dakota: another square
Florida: used condom=duh
Utah: a washing machine

The rest suck, but Missouri looks the coolest hansdowne.